I stole a toy car (bright yellow AA van) from asda when I was about 4 or 5. Of course I didn't realise at the time it was theft, it just seemed quite appealing so I took it out of the box and put it in my pocket. My mother went ballistic when she found it, she drove us all the way back and handed it back to the manager to teach me right from wrong. Quite right!
Unlike afrikan boi, I do go back to asda quite often - mostly for their cheese & chutney sarnies, yum!